Anyways, um… I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

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Signed, The Noob

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My Smoke Too Weak. My Swag Too Regular. My ♥♥♥♥♥ Is Too Ugly. I’m Gonna Kill Myself

1. The smaller the circle, the better the people.
2. No one spectates you at the start but they do when you get close to winning.
3. You dont get mats from breaking someone else's builds.
4. The people with scars are the strongest.
5. How do you expect to get highground if you dont take time to build?
6. Metal takes longer to build but it lasts longer in the end.
7. Even when you get a kill, watch out for third parties trying to steal your loot.
8. If they werent in the storm with you, then why take them to the final circle.
9. Appreciate every season you never know if its the last chapter.
10. Gliders will help when you are at your highest and leave when you at your lowest.
11. Always act confident, never let them know you are 1hp.
12. Even the best players sometimes get lost in the storm.
13. You can wrap yourself up with bandages but you will never fully be healed.
14. Dont treat her like a gold pump if she treat you like a grey tech.